What's wrong, pumpkin? - I'm so stupid.I ignored your advice. I went on that date.With who?Not the lingerie guy.Vance Munson. And you're right, there's no way he ever had a mother.That bad?He took me to Scalinatella, and he was affectionate and sweet.He told me all these intimate things, like how he can't taste food...and he wants three kids.So you slept with him.I never seen anybody get dressed that fast.Case, I'm so sorry.Maybe I'll just die alone after all. - No, you won't.You'll meet a great guy with a great smile and you'll travel the world together.Who are you? Where's my best friend?It's true. He just hasn't found you yet. But he will.Just as he's leaving, guess what he says: "Date Doctor, my ass."What does that mean? - It means he's really out there.And if I ever meet him, the only date he's gonna need is with a real doctor.